MY EYES MY BEAUTIFUL EYES WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THEM

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Well, it seems that traps aren't as funny in real life. Excuse me while I go cry in a corner, will you?

2 weeks of fear, pain and other nasties are coming for us all

Exams? In week 3? What the hell is the school thinking?

Also before I stop procrastinating, I decided to make a list of what I want at the moment.

A Lain plush toy (YES WELL SO WHAT IF I LIKE TO COLLECT AND PLAY WITH SOFT, HUGGABLE TOYS)
2 weeks supply of potato chips/root beer
Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance
A couple of dual layered blank DVD-Rs
Enough time to hibernate
Enough time to finish construction of my new Dorf Fort before exams begin

Bah.

THE LONGEST HALF HOUR OF MY LIFE

ONLY 18 MORE MINUTES

ONLY 18 MORE MINUTES

18 MORE MINUTES
UNTIL MY EXISTENCE HAS MEANING ONCE MORE

ITS MAI BIRTHDAY TODAAAAAAAAAY

And absolutely nothing special happened.... or so I thought I would write. My family surprised me with a cake made out of cake mix. It was.. very nice of them.

I just realised how I don't know what to think when people do something nice for me.


I decided to save watching My Neighbour Totoro until today.







This image pretty much sums up what I thought of it. You poor, deprived souls who have yet to see it, do so now.

I THINK ILL GO KNIFE MYSELF INFRONT OF A TEACHER TOMORROW

WHILE HOLDING MY RESULTS IN ONE HAND AND MAKING SURE TO GET BLOOD ALL OVER THEM BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD ALL HAIL ARMOK

If it turns out my results are passable then maybe I won't dye my papers red after all. Come to think of it I don't have the guts or lack enough common sense to knife my neck. BUT I SURE HOPE SOMEONE ELSE DOES

A little bit of introspection

5/6/09, 9 p.m.
Hmm, I think I'll post my blog later.

6/6/09, 2 a.m.
Nah, maybe tommorow.

7/6/09
Maybe I'll post on my blog today.. nah, maybe tomorrow.

8/6/09
Nah, maybe tomorrow.

20/7/09
Nah, maybe tomorrow.

22/8/09

This Penn and Teller show is great! Wonder where I can tell people about it... I know! I'll make a blog! Wait a minute...

THIS IS WHY PENN AND TELLER IS THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH

Not only do they debunk myths and humbug in fabulous ways, they do magic tricks. MOTHERFUCKING MAGIC TRICKS. AND THAT'S GREAT.

By the way, here's a fun fact: You were masturbating as a fetus. No, really.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Frequency.2C_age.2C_and_sex