MY EYES MY BEAUTIFUL EYES WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THEM

I...

I...

Well, it seems that traps aren't as funny in real life. Excuse me while I go cry in a corner, will you?

2 weeks of fear, pain and other nasties are coming for us all

Exams? In week 3? What the hell is the school thinking?

Also before I stop procrastinating, I decided to make a list of what I want at the moment.

A Lain plush toy (YES WELL SO WHAT IF I LIKE TO COLLECT AND PLAY WITH SOFT, HUGGABLE TOYS)
2 weeks supply of potato chips/root beer
Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance
A couple of dual layered blank DVD-Rs
Enough time to hibernate
Enough time to finish construction of my new Dorf Fort before exams begin

Bah.

THE LONGEST HALF HOUR OF MY LIFE

ONLY 18 MORE MINUTES

ONLY 18 MORE MINUTES

18 MORE MINUTES
UNTIL MY EXISTENCE HAS MEANING ONCE MORE

ITS MAI BIRTHDAY TODAAAAAAAAAY

And absolutely nothing special happened.... or so I thought I would write. My family surprised me with a cake made out of cake mix. It was.. very nice of them.

I just realised how I don't know what to think when people do something nice for me.


I decided to save watching My Neighbour Totoro until today.







This image pretty much sums up what I thought of it. You poor, deprived souls who have yet to see it, do so now.

I THINK ILL GO KNIFE MYSELF INFRONT OF A TEACHER TOMORROW

WHILE HOLDING MY RESULTS IN ONE HAND AND MAKING SURE TO GET BLOOD ALL OVER THEM BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD ALL HAIL ARMOK

If it turns out my results are passable then maybe I won't dye my papers red after all. Come to think of it I don't have the guts or lack enough common sense to knife my neck. BUT I SURE HOPE SOMEONE ELSE DOES

A little bit of introspection

5/6/09, 9 p.m.
Hmm, I think I'll post my blog later.

6/6/09, 2 a.m.
Nah, maybe tommorow.

7/6/09
Maybe I'll post on my blog today.. nah, maybe tomorrow.

8/6/09
Nah, maybe tomorrow.

20/7/09
Nah, maybe tomorrow.

22/8/09

This Penn and Teller show is great! Wonder where I can tell people about it... I know! I'll make a blog! Wait a minute...

THIS IS WHY PENN AND TELLER IS THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH

Not only do they debunk myths and humbug in fabulous ways, they do magic tricks. MOTHERFUCKING MAGIC TRICKS. AND THAT'S GREAT.

By the way, here's a fun fact: You were masturbating as a fetus. No, really.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Frequency.2C_age.2C_and_sex

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Incidentally, what would be the feminine form of the name Rupert?

You know how you tend to forget things when you rush?

Oh, dear. There goes my cellphone.

45 minutes in warm rinsing phone hell and it comes out unrecognisable. Apparently my only hope is to take it to Vivo City and get it repaired. Or something.

For a bit of fun I decided to see if I could charge it. Mist started to form on the inside of the screen. It felt hot. I turned off the power.


I never liked it anyway. Too cumbersome to handle. Not to mention the music player didn't work. And it didn't seem to realise that I had read all my messages. And I had a hell of a time trying to convert mkv/flv/avi for fucking realplayer of all things.




On another note, a trophy from one of my more recent missions to save the Singaporean Habboes from the dangers of Influenza A-subtype H1N1, caused by swimming in infected hotel water. They won't listen, may Xenu have mercy on their souls.

Kelly, you could have let me continue dreaming my sweet dream if you didn't call me and figured out how to unrar yourself.

I've come to realize I haven't done a lot of everything in the past few days. Hell, I haven't left my house in a while.

Not that I don't like it this way. In other news, should i worry if 2 of my family members have a fever and flu like symptoms?

Wait what the fuck am I reading

What would I do if I were a magical dickgirl?

I would find myself a little cute girl, imprison her in an incredibly tall tower without an entrance and only one window. I would magically enchant her so that she'd grow a dick, just like me.

One day when I was out grocery shopping, a prince would appear wanting to meet the princess. Since he couldn't get up, she'd let her dick out of the window so that he'd be able to climb up.

Being happy thinking that she's finally freed from her fate as my dickgirl sexslave, and looking forward to live happily ever after with this prince of hers, they shared a kiss. The kiss would then magically remove her dick, making her a normal girl.

Needless to say, the prince would leave her immediately and go on a journey to find the next dickgirl.

Whenever I wasn't taking care of Dickpunzel, I would spend time in my vacation castle. There I would raise another dickgirl, who was as black as shit. She would be known as Shitblack. One day when I looked in my mirror I asked "who's got the biggest dick of them all" and the mirror would say "Shitblack, my queen". Being upset, I would then proceed to banish her from the country.

While banished, she'd come upon a little cottage in the woods. There she found seven dwarves, who fucked her silly day in and day out.

I figured that was too good a destiny for someone like her, so I went over there with a poisoned dildo. She used it and fainted from the pleasure, and never woke up.

Not until the prince came and kissed her, that is. Unfortunately the kiss removed the dick enchant as well, so the prince had to make another journey to find his perfect dickgirl.

Obviously, these weren't the only dickgirls I had made. About a hundred and fifteen years earlier, I had decided to crash a party. While crashing the party, I had noticed that every other magic dickgirl fairy in the country had been invited, so needless to say I was pretty upset. I decided to curse the newborn daughter of the party organizer; "when she turns 15, she will be continually raped by negroes and the shock will make her fall asleep forever!". Another of the dickgirl fairies then decided that when that happens, everyone else in the castle would fall asleep and that they would all wake up when a prince inserts his penis in any one of the princess' holes.

Years passed, and all of a sudden the princess turned 15. Her father had always told her "keep away from the prison dungeon it's a bad place" but she wanted to see the fabled creatures that where said to be dark as the night. She went there and was raped. Everyone fell asleep. As to make sure that no one would be able to wake them up, I raised a barrier of dicks to surround the castle.

Many princes tried to find the sleeping dickgirl, but they all failed. They where so fascinated by the many dicks growing out of the ground, and decided to try them out. Little did they know that they would be skewered by the dicks.

After around a hundred years of sleep, the same prince that found Dickpunzel and Shitblack arrived. He was very determined to find himself a genuine dickgirl and firmly believed that this was it. By placing a blindfold on himself, he was able to resist the temptation of trying out the many dicks. Arriving at the prison dungeons, he found the princess impaled by the many black rods. After removing them all, he placed himself in the 69 position and fucked her throat. She woke up and was happy that her prince was there with his dick in her mouth.

They then traveled back to his country and lived happily ever after. That is, until they shared a kiss and she lost her dick. Obviously, he then got rid of her.

Starting to despair, the prince cursed the magical charm that had been placed on him at birth. He knew that his parents had meant well, but the ability to reveal somethings true form by kissing it couldn't be any more inconvenient to the prince. All he wanted was someone he could marry that had a dick, but still could give birth to his children. Was this so much to ask for!?

He decided to make one last try. He organized a huge party, requesting dickgirls from all over the country. This time he was going to find a genuine one.

One dickgirl that really wanted to go was Dickerella. A poor little ordinary girl whose stepmother acted like her pimp, forcing her to sell her body to old men.

I decided that I wanted to help someone out for once, so I appeared in front of the girl and said "hey, I can get you a dick for the party if you want. You can't kiss him though since that would remove the dick." She really wanted to be a princess, so I helped her out and made her a good-looking s&m dress.

After arriving at the castle, she and the prince immediately hit it off and started touching each other in the middle of the crowd. While they where stroking their dicks, the prince suddenly wanted to kiss her because he wanted to make sure she was the one. She knew this would remove her dick, so she ran away as fast as she could. On the way out, the ring that had been the one thing keeping her majestic penis from erupting dropped off (since she went flaccid from panicking).

The prince conducted a search all around the country to find her but almost gave up due to finding no penis that matched the penisring. Finally he came upon Dickerella's house and found that her penis was a perfect match. He then forced a kiss on her, and the dick disappeared. Frustrated he shouted: "WHY IS IT THAT EVERY DICKGIRL I FIND IS A MAGICALLY ENCHANTED DICKGIRL?! IS THERE NO JUSTICE!?!" He then grasped his blade and pointed it towards his heart.

"If I cannot find the perfect dickgirl, there is no longer any need for me to live... Father, everyone... goodbye."

Just when the prince was about to pierce his heart with the blade, I appeared and stopped him.

"I'm sorry to have caused you such anguish, my prince. It's just that I wanted to fill the world with beautiful dickgirls just like me, I felt so lonely... that's why I used magic to make girls just like me..."

The prince, shocked by what I said, suddenly lit up. "That means... that you're a dickgirl as well?" Since I was no longer was an evil dickgirl fairy, I decided to tell him the truth. I am indeed a dickgirl.

The prince kissed me, and the air was filled with light. Disappointed, the prince sighed. "So you were just another girl who was blessed with a magic dick huh..." is what he said. Until he noticed that there was something pointing out from my dress. I had to explain that I was originally a male who somehow obtained magic powers, and made myself a dickgirl. Thus, now that the magic has been broken, I still have a dick.

"Ah well, I guess I'll never find the perfect dickgirl, I'll just be happy with you. Who cares if I never get a kid and the country breaks down, as long as I can have dick it's all fine!!!" said the prince happily. Since my magic powers had been removed and I could no longer create my perfect dickgirl harem, I figured I'd just marry the bishounen prince.

We lived happily ever after. The end. Oh and the country broke into war trying to decide a worthy heir and the war continued for... well, forever. Several billion lives were lost.


This fabulous tale was not written by me.

Wouldn't it be exciting if I became one of SG's first H1N1 Infleunza subtype-A victims?

I have the headache, the sore throat, the occational aches...

Wee.

Also, it seems that my results will be another weight to carry.


You're gonna carry that weight
Carry that weight
A long time

Today's test went rather well

The girl's voice in the videotape is tiny and tentative. She is talking to a nursing aide in a Planned Parenthood clinic in Bloomington, Ind. The girl wants an abortion.

The aide explains that the girl will need a parent's consent because she is only 13.

The girl balks; she does not want to name the father.

"Cause, I mean, he would be in really big trouble," says the girl. Her boyfriend, she explains, is 31.

The aide drops her head into her hands.

"In the state of Indiana," says the aide, "when anyone has had intercourse and they are age 13 or younger . . . it has to be reported to Child Protective Services."

There is a 60-second gap in the tape, according to the running timer on the video. What happens next is meant to be explosive.

"OK," says the aide, "I didn't hear the age. I don't want to know the age. It could be reported as rape. And that's child abuse."

"So if I just say I don't know who the father was, but he's one of the guys at school or something?" asks the girl.

"Right," says the aide, who has just stepped into a carefully laid trap.

As it happens, the boyfriend does not exist. The girl is not pregnant. Nor is she 13.

She is Lila Rose, a 20-year-old UCLA history major with a little voice and a bold plan to expose what she and many abortion foes see as Planned Parenthood's wrongdoings.

Since 2006, Rose has orchestrated undercover "stings" at Planned Parenthood clinics in Los Angeles, Indianapolis, Bloomington, Tucson, Phoenix and Memphis.

Surreptitiously videotaping their interactions, she and a friend have posed as abortion-seeking teens impregnated by older men. The videos -- boiled down to five minutes, with portentous music and fast cuts to heighten the drama -- are posted on Rose's website, LiveAction.org, and YouTube.

Rose's strategy -- accusing Planned Parenthood of failing to report suspected statutory rapes -- is not a new one in the antiabortion trenches. But the new-media twist on the idea has put her front and center of a new generation.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-abortion26-2009apr26,0,5408628.story


BECAUSE DUMPING THE BABY IN THE TRASHCAN IS MUUUUUUCH BETTER THAN SIMPLY STOPPING IT FROM SUFFERING RIGHT?

Mutilating innocent dead animals is more fun than one might think.

Freddie the frog made a great sacrifice for us all.

I NAMED MY FROG, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, MS. KOH? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DISRESPECT MY ASS, WHY SHOULD I LEAVE AN ANIMAL TO DIE NAMELESS MAY I ASK

ALL I WANT TO SAY IS FUCK YOU SAMSUNG

OH GOD MY LEGS

EVEN FOR RUNNING THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH THE GODDAMN TRACK I BET I STILL FAILED. NICE INCENTIVE FOR EFFORT THERE. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

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Bang.

I close my eyes and I keep seeing things
Rainbow waterfalls
Sunny liquid dreams
Confusion creeps inside me raining doubt
Gotta get to you
But I don't know how
Call me call me
Let me know it's alright
Call me call me
Don't you think it's 'bout time
Please won't you call and
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to find you
Peace of mind
What can I do
To get me to you

I had your number quite some time ago
Back when we were young
But I had to grow
Ten thousand years I've searched it seems and now
Gotta get to you
Won't you tell me how
Call me call me
Let me know you are there
Call me call me
I wanna know you still care
Come on now won't you
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to find you
Peace of mind
What can I do
To get me to you
Come on now won't you
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to find you
Peace of mind
Reasons for livin my life
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to know you
Peace of mind
What can I do
To get me to you

Today, when John was polishing his gun, he noticed that bullets actually shot out rather than slowly flowing out like he was used to.

Does this mean something?

2 A1S BOY THIS SURE IS A FAAAAAABULOUS TERM

People keep making me the project team leader when I have the assertiveness of an ant.


Also, the USA's vengeance for Pearl Harbour:

I install a cboxed

so feel free to hurl insults at me or something

i think english is a pretty cool guy. eh likes rediculousyl exatc answes nd doesnt afraid of anything

how do i embedded cbox

Also since I'm done with a CT none of the teachers seem to care about I may as well enjoy myself while I can.

Old Snake

Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
if i replace the bob with a magnetic bob with the same density,shape and mass, and coiled wires at both ends of the ocillations X-Y-X ....... will i get free electricity?
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
I don't know anything about electromagnetism.
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
Look it up, I suppose.
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
In subsequent experiments he found that if he moved a magnet through a loop of wire, an electric current flowed in the wire. The current also flowed if the loop was moved over a stationary magnet. His demonstrations established that a changing magnetic field produces an electric field.
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
he is michael faraday
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
Maybe you will.
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
perpetual motion machine ^^
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
How much electricity was produced by faraday?
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
dunno
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
http://www.phact.org/e/z/freewire.htm
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
Non perpetual motion for you, then.
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
*No
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
why
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
Output of energy will be less then/equal to energy required to power pendulum
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
equal to would mean a PMM, but without practical usage
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
the bob is a permanent magnet not electrical magnet
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
I'm still not sure if extra energy will be produced from this, though.
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
Also magnets eventually lose magnetism, I think.
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
we can also replace it
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
But then it wouldn't be a perpetual motion machine
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
why
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
my point is , i want to get free nergy here
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
Energy has to be expended to replace the magnet, so energy still has to be put into the machine.
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
but what if the energy generated is higer than what is used to replace it?
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
Then it could work, just maybe.
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
You might want to talk to me tommorow, I'm not in a very good state to think today.
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
k
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
Also, if you're bored, http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
don't get me addicted to random games
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
help me research on electro magnetism and pendulum if you are so free...
Wei Song }}}-----{SinnerSage™}-----{{{ says:
if this works... we are gonna be rich
Cthulu on the Cliff by the Sea says:
I'll find time.

It is evident from the way I think that I am turning into an old man.

GONZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2008-12-04/saki-mahjong-manga-to-reportedly-get-tv-anime-in-2009

FUCK YEA-

Saki Mahjong Manga to Get TV Anime from Gonzo in 2009









TV Anime from Gonzo











Gonzo

A cat is fine too

I love you, Mdm Dimps Rao

Ten little Soldier boys went out to dine;

One choked his little self and then there were nine.

Nine little Soldier boys sat up very late;

One overslept himself and then there were eight.

Eight little Soldier boys traveling in Devon;

One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.

Seven little Soldier boys chopping up sticks;

One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.

Six little Soldier boys playing with a hive;

A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.

Five little Soldier boys going in for law;

One got into Chancery and then there were four.

Four little Soldier boys going out to sea;

A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.

Three little Soldier boys walking in the zoo;

A big bear hugged one and then there were two.

Two Little Soldier boys sitting in the sun;

One got frizzled up and then there was one.

One little Soldier boy left all alone;

He went out and hanged himself and then there were none.

What a thrill
With darkness and silence through the night
What a thrill
I'm searching and I'll melt into you
What a fear in my heart
But you're so supreme!

I give my life
Not for honor, but for you
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you
I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater

Someday you go through the rain,
Someday you feed on a tree frog,
It's ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see new light

I give my life
Not for honor, but for you
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you
I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater

SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE!!!!

SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE!!!


Thank goodness Brawl has wifi, or I'd be stuck playing against a douche.

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

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