ITS MAI BIRTHDAY TODAAAAAAAAAY

And absolutely nothing special happened.... or so I thought I would write. My family surprised me with a cake made out of cake mix. It was.. very nice of them.

I just realised how I don't know what to think when people do something nice for me.


I decided to save watching My Neighbour Totoro until today.







This image pretty much sums up what I thought of it. You poor, deprived souls who have yet to see it, do so now.

I THINK ILL GO KNIFE MYSELF INFRONT OF A TEACHER TOMORROW

WHILE HOLDING MY RESULTS IN ONE HAND AND MAKING SURE TO GET BLOOD ALL OVER THEM BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD ALL HAIL ARMOK

If it turns out my results are passable then maybe I won't dye my papers red after all. Come to think of it I don't have the guts or lack enough common sense to knife my neck. BUT I SURE HOPE SOMEONE ELSE DOES

A little bit of introspection

5/6/09, 9 p.m.
Hmm, I think I'll post my blog later.

6/6/09, 2 a.m.
Nah, maybe tommorow.

7/6/09
Maybe I'll post on my blog today.. nah, maybe tomorrow.

8/6/09
Nah, maybe tomorrow.

20/7/09
Nah, maybe tomorrow.

22/8/09

This Penn and Teller show is great! Wonder where I can tell people about it... I know! I'll make a blog! Wait a minute...

THIS IS WHY PENN AND TELLER IS THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH

Not only do they debunk myths and humbug in fabulous ways, they do magic tricks. MOTHERFUCKING MAGIC TRICKS. AND THAT'S GREAT.

By the way, here's a fun fact: You were masturbating as a fetus. No, really.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Frequency.2C_age.2C_and_sex